Abilities in the Rob Squad Universe

There are four main abilities that a human with great power can achieve. Those who can access more than one of these power sources are exceptionally rare, with the only known users of all at once being Podrick, Andy, and Mikael. The rest of the Rob Squad and Weed Patrol posses all abilities with the exception of Baller.

Persona-User
Gained when one acknowledges their true self or some stupid bullshit. Personas are humanoid(mostly) manifestations of ones inner power and are more all-around powerful than stands, but they do not posses the unorthodox abilities stands do, instead relying on more conventional elemental, healing, and buffing/debuffing magic spells. They also sap an amount of sexual stamina from their users whenever they are used, unlike stands.

Stand-User
Stands appear at random in those with strong wills or extreme personality types. Like Personas, they are one's inner soul appearing as creatures or humanoids. They are weaker than Personas physically, but they posses bat-shit stupid bullshit abilities that can give them an edge. Clever thinking and a good imagination are staples of a good stand-user. One is literally a boat. It belongs to a gorilla. Yep. By the way Stardust Crusaders is gay.

Cyborg
Not much to say here. If you basically suck or just want to be more pimpin', you get yourself some cybernetic upgrades, cuz it's the future n' shit.

Baller
It was always obvious that basketball is the path to godliness, but not until the future was the true glory of Dunk Energy realized. Those who play basketball with utmost technique and grace might just one day become ballers, divine servants of the orange orb. Their b-ball prowess ascends to amazing heights, obviously, but each baller has his own signature ball he uses as a weapon of mass destruction, as well as a custom jersey which acts as armor more reliable than anything created by human hands, and special golden Nikes/J's, which grant the ability to walk in space, as well as incredible speed and mad ups. The Chaos Dunk, a technique spoken of in legend, is the highest level of power a baller can achieve, but no one currently living can perform it... at least, not for now. The Three Sacred Ballers are the ultimate ballers, rivaled by none in terms of skill. They are the ones who mentored Podrick, and the only ones currently capable of a Chaos Dunk until Podrick realizes his true potential.