Vladimir Putin

The undisputed lord of Space Russia, Putin is a bitter enemy of The Divine Kingdom of Dank. He is known to have trained shirtless in the wild for millions of years, and that his body contains more than 80% vodka. An expert in bear wrestling, his one and only goal is to forge an invincible body simply by getting swole. Aids is not a problem for him, as he is far too focused on his work to be distracted by JO sessions with bros. Formerly rivals with Dwayne Johnson, it is said that the infamous Tsar Bomba was simply Putin releasing his limiters and punching the earth when he was coming down from space, on his way back from a quick trip to the moon. He enjoys lounging around while shirtless, as well as riding on powerful, majestic animals. Legends and rumors also say that Space Russia's military program exists only to test the strength of Putin's abs, and whenever a new weapon is created, the first thing that is done with it is to be tested upon the glorious leader's bare chest.