Handsomeness

To be handsome is to resemble The Based God in some way. It is to exemplify His beauty in one's own body, and stage-readiness is often a massive factor in determining one's handsomeness. Rob and Jake are truly handsome, among the most handsome, but it cannot be denied that Super Shaq is truly the most handsome of all. To be handsome is an affront to the Bad Man, because He represents chaos and formlessness, while to be handsome is to have the most perfect, well-defined form possible. It should be noted that handsomeness and aids often go hand in hand, so handsome people should be wary of JO sessions with bros. Members of the Order of the Based try as best they can to be handsome as The Based God is, so they can often be found working out.