Headstrong

The Weed Patrol Theme Song
Crafted from only the finest materials left over from the Late 90s Grunge War of the late 90s, Headstrong was divinely gifted to the world on October 18andunder, 2002kool4skool. It's origins are left in mystery, much like Kurt's G-Ball (see Bulbapedia for that asinine shit) and not much is known about its god-like birthers, Trapt. Legend has it that the band was inspired by the sound of their mothers shitting upstairs, the only audible sound from the basement they recorded it in. however, this is purely an urban legend, and anyone who believes that is a fucking loser, frankly. Its EdgeFactor is a 10 on a no-point-scale and IGN rated it an 8/10, like everything else ever (seriously, I could buy an 8/10 rating from IGN for the Doormat Simulator game that I've made for like a straw-penny... those aren't even in circulation anymore by the way, it's just that easy).

What is fact however, is how it was stumbled upon by the group of cousinfuckers this wiki is named after. [Jake] is a total fucking faggot who only uses the worst aspects of technology because he's just that good at life really. While skipping through all the shit-tier hard rock songs on his now-defunct Hard Rock Radio station, he was dumbfounded to hear the words "Circling your, circling your, circling your head" being seductively yet forcefully sung into his ears by the All-Time Great Master Blaster, Chris Taylor Brown and getting the shit slapped out of his ears by the rudimentary bass playing of Peter "Pete" Charell (yes, his nickname of "Pete" is stylized like that, so back off,I'll take you on). Immediately, after having his face scraped off by the superior edge of the metaphorical Headstrong Blade (durability rating of "all the numbers"), [Jake] knew that this prime example of the human's ability to create had to be delivered at once to his fellow Weed Patrol members.

The cast of An Extremely Goofy Movie had been looking for their anthem for decades. With "It's Been A While" by Staind, "If Everyone Cared" by Nickelback, "Haunted" by Shirk (the Spookifier 9000 used by Markimoo to turn his subscribers into stones that can only click play on his reaction compilations), and "Spoonman" by Soundgarden all in contention, the race to chase the song that's ace seemed to be locked in a stalemate for eternity... that is until "Headstrong" was thrown in like chaplin pony into the Kentucky Fried Chicken Derby. The competition was quickly eliminated like the "victims" (more like losers lol) of the Columbine massacre, and Headstrong was forever immortalized in the rafters with a simple "Too easy."

"The Weed Patrol now that they've acquired a theme song to rival those of The Dilgers and The Zions, are now the team to beat in the CFBA (Chuckle-Fuck Basketball Allegience) and I truly believe that they too can take on anyone"

- Martin Lawrence King Jr. 2016