WWE Superstar Chis Benoit

Lovingly refered to as "who?" by the now-defunct WWE, the only point of contention about this superstar is if he's the biggest hero ever, or the BIGGEST hero ever. This man could literally do, like, a million german suplexes in a row. That aint no joke. This ability, however, was not due to athleticism and skill, as some wrongly believe, but rather to Benoit's innate mastery of the roman cancel. His mastery of it was so complete, that it was said to be ascended by him and rival the Based one's power. After the fall of the WWE, Benoit's whereabouts were unknown. Some even have claimed to have seen him dangling from his weight room ceiling.

Bullshit.

Benoit is eternal. there is no doubt in the minds and hearts of the people that benoit escaped the sad fate of so many rasslers, and ascended to Valhalla in a shining ray of pure chrome. Though he escapes the vision of the eyes, we can see by the people who have called on his power to gain much meter for limitless roman cancels that he is alive, and listening to every word we say. He has become known as the patron saint of roman canceling, and now is venerated in many circles where underground wrestling flourishes and the children see this man as a historic and true role model.

Praise be to Benoit. His light shines on.