The Wizard Council

The Wizard Council is a neutral association that allies neither with The Based God nor the Bad Boys. They are determined to uncover the mysteries of the universe, but do not care about the deities of old, instead wishing to focus on the future. The Rob Squad find themselves at odds with the Wizards at least as much as they work with them as allies. Wizard council operatives will often use cybernetics, and most possess at a stand or persona, if not both. They reside in their space station in the middle of Jupiter, where they study day in and day out. The Gr8 Sage has, of course, been invited to join, but he has declined due to the oath of neutrality wizards must take, preferring to believe in the power of The Based God. Wizards are named aptly, for they all learn skills that are akin to magic, though it is somewhat less limited than that of a persona. This type of magic is exclusive to Wizards, and manipulates the six elements: lightning, fire, dickbutt, metal, wind, and water. Low-class Wizards manipulate only one or two of these, but perfect Wizards are masters of all six, in addition to whatever other powers they may have. Wizards are also masters of all types of games, due to their perfect logic and reasoning skills, tic-tac-toe being a forte of theirs.

Leaders
The current grand wizard of the council is Gabe Newell. He and his 3 advisors, Stephen Hawking, Sammyclassicsonicfan, and the SS skeleton are the only current supreme wizards in existence, although it is argued by some that Rob displays the magical aptitude to be considered a supreme wizard, and he has never officially resigned from the council. Kevin is an up-and-comer who displays great potential, but due to his the frequency with which he sides with the Rob Squad despite his oath of neutrality, he has his share of enemies within the council, forcing him to be careful as he ascends the ranks.