Elder 1s

History
It is said that the eternal conflict between the Based God and the Bad Man first took place in the forms of great clashes between the two, that would destroy galaxies and result in the deaths of septillions of the Based Ones children. Eventually, though not without a great struggle, the Bad Man was sealed away in deep space, a pocket dimension of The Based God's creation. This battle had an unexpected result, however: pieces of dark matter expelled from the Bad Man were infused with the Based God's energy, and these abominations opened their eyes to a universe ripe for conquering. It created a new race, intent only on proving their own superiority and conquering galaxies.

Abilities
Having both the destructive power of chaos and the clarity and ambition of beings of order, they truly are the Best of Both Worlds(TM Disney Corporation LLC. 2008). Their main abilities do not include stands or personas, and they were born in a time that did not know b-ball. However, they can utilize the great ancient Roman Arts easily due to their deep connection to the ancient powers of the universe. While most creatures of the world can only utilize 1 or 2 of these arts, Elder 1s are easily able to master 2, and most can use 3. The three kings can all utilize 6 arts, and each king has 1 art which no one else has ever mastered, and is unique to them.

Their leaders prove matches for the Rob Squad, though the jobbers among them prove easily dispatched by A-class combatants.

Leader Class(AKA the three kings):
-The Durst

-Icey Vanilla

-Adult Roll

Warrior Class:
-Rage AGM

-B-stee boy

-Madness town

-Dada cockroach

-Cottonface queens

-Bloodhound club

-Bypress cliff

-Chronic past

Jobber Class
-28 days

-2 Skinnee J's

-311

-40 Below Summer

-Back-On

-Biohazard

-Bionic Jive

-Butterfingers

-Candiria

-Clawfinger

-Confrontation Camp

-Dog Eat Dog

-downset

-Deuce

-Down With Webster

-El Pus

-Everlast

-E. Town Concrete

-From Ashes to New

-Falling in Reverse

-H-Blokx

And some other guys I guess. Fuck it who cares. This joke is stupid anyway. Its not like you even need to know these guys, anyone in the jobber class basically gets annihilated in one hit.